Rumors On The Internets: Bitches and Snitches

* Which President has spent the most time talking about Pearl Harbor? Hint: It's not Franklin Roosevelt. [Lawyers, Guns and Money]


* Buy two regular price blowjobs from DC hookers and they'll keep your secret for free. [TPM Muckraker]

* President Bush wants a cookie for some shit he was supposed to do anyway. [Hotline on Call]

* DHS program that assigns "secret terrorist ratings to millions of U.S. citizens," gets highest possible "Five Kafkas" for its scary PoMo essence. [Computerworld, The Heretik]

* Walnuts McCain hires a communications director even Wal-Mart thinks is too evil. [Election Central]

* Some people just have to be first: "Top Ten Funniest Political Moments of 2006." [Extreme Mortman]

* On Oscar night, pay close attention to the size of Al Gore's ass -- that's how you'll know if he's running in '08. [SFGate]

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