Rumors On The Internets: Bitches and Snitches
* Which President has spent the most time talking about Pearl Harbor? Hint: It's not Franklin Roosevelt. [ Lawyers, Guns and Money ]
* Buy two regular price blowjobs from DC hookers and they'll keep your secret for free. [ TPM Muckraker ]
* President Bush wants a cookie for some shit he was supposed to do anyway. [ Hotline on Call ]
* DHS program that assigns "secret terrorist ratings to millions of U.S. citizens," gets highest possible "Five Kafkas" for its scary PoMo essence. [ Computerworld , The Heretik ]
* Walnuts McCain hires a communications director even Wal-Mart thinks is too evil. [ Election Central ]
* Some people just have to be first: "Top Ten Funniest Political Moments of 2006." [ Extreme Mortman ]
* On Oscar night, pay close attention to the size of Al Gore's ass -- that's how you'll know if he's running in '08. [ SFGate ]