Rumors On The Internets: Bush In Your Tush
George Bush wants to stick all 4 inches of his " fat headed stub" into your ass, and not like metaphorically over gas prices or anything. [ Fleshbot ]
Osama Bin Laden totally not dead, just filming new episodes for this season's Survivor: Waziristan . [ Stop The ACLU ]
Scooter Libby, who would be late to his own funeral, was late to his hearing today, and avoided his own funeral. [ TalkLeft ]
7-Eleven terminating supply contract with Venezuelan owned CITGO gasoline to sell its own brand of gas that will presumably come in "Motormelon" and "Octane Chill" varieties. [ Hot Air ]
Cancel the Mandarin classes, China's going bust. [ Global Guerrillas ]
Katherine Harris's campaign office in Sarasota is a great place to get your drink on, says omniscient Google maps. [ Herald-Tribune ]
Rising expectations infect bloggers, being invited to the White House no longer good enough. [ Hotline on Call ]
Washington Times HR Director tries to lay his hands on some underage human resources. [ Fishbowl DC ]