Rumors On The Internets: Christmas Presents, Hanukkah Prices
* Deputy National Security Advisor Elliot Abrams' eyebrow grooming lets you know where he stands in the War on Christmas. [Firedoglake]
* No fashion trend is completely over until it's both available at Suburban Outfitters and held in contempt by right-wing blogs. [Atlas Shrugs]
* George F. Will thinks You are a narcissistic blowhard. [Think Progress]
* Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is no longer championing the dispossessed, "Being a global everyman is for suckers." [Bizzy Blog]
* With Evan Bayh out of the race, John Edwards targets voters determined to vote pretty. [Potomac Flacks]
* Pope Benedict is a gay. [Boozhy]
* Charlie Crist adds the shitstorm that Florida faces after Castro's death to the list of things he's in denial about. [St. Petersburg Times]