* Deputy National Security Advisor Elliot Abrams' eyebrow grooming lets you know where he stands in the War on Christmas. [Firedoglake]

* No fashion trend is completely over until it's both available at Suburban Outfitters and held in contempt by right-wing blogs. [Atlas Shrugs]

* George F. Will thinks You are a narcissistic blowhard. [Think Progress]

* Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is no longer championing the dispossessed, "Being a global everyman is for suckers." [Bizzy Blog]

* With Evan Bayh out of the race, John Edwards targets voters determined to vote pretty. [Potomac Flacks]

* Pope Benedict is a gay. [Boozhy]

* Charlie Crist adds the shitstorm that Florida faces after Castro's death to the list of things he's in denial about. [St. Petersburg Times]