Rumors On The Internets: Christopher Hitchens Knows More Cuss Words Than You And Is Happy To Prove It
No matter what she says, Cindy Sheehan has no, and will never have, a reason to go to Norway. [ Sweetness & Light ]
Christopher Hitchens has a disease, and the cure is a strict regimen of shut-the-fuck-up. [ Ezra Klein ]
"We may be looking at emerging evidence of a homosexual recruitment ring that operated on Capitol Hill." [ Accuracy In Media ]
Oh hell yeah, it's what we've been waiting for: $150,000 a year for being born American. U-S-A! U-S-A! [ Hit & Run ]
Pentagon reporters will get a mea culpa from Rumsfeld -- after they squeeze it from his cold dead lips. [ Power Line ]
White House thankful baseball players are lousy pilots, giving us a chance to show how "ready" America is to defend condos. [ HuffPo ]
Al Franken isn't even as funny as he looks. [ Galley Slaves ]
Terrorism confessions to surge as government now offers acid to detainees. [ TPMMuckraker ]
Bill O'Reilly, flag peddler, doesn't wear his own products and likes to keep his $1500 suits pinhole free while supporting the terrorists. [ Media Matters ]