Rumors On The Internets: Drink Your Gin-and-Tonic-ah, Smoke Your-Marijuana-kah
* "George Jr." was too cool for Christmas cards long before he was too cool for facing political realities. [ Daily Kos ]
* The Inconvenient Truth parties taking place nationwide this weekend are a Godsend for those too nerdy to attend "ugly Christmas sweater" themed parties. [ Washington Wire ]
* OPEC celebrates Hanukkah by cutting oil production, "have eight crazy nights paying more for gas, bitches." [ Freakonomics ]
* Exciting conspiracy theorists everywhere, the 2008 Presidential election could be decided by a Jewish billionaire midget. [ Political Insider ]
* But that's fine, Americans are more tolerant than ever -- unless a candidate has worked for the Bush administration. Then they're fucked. [ Political Wire ]
* Fox News wants viewers to know that Tom DeLay isn't a has-been Congressmen, but an Exxxtreme! to the max conservative force. [ C&L ]
* "Americans fat, lonely, frequently injured by bikes." [ MoJo Blog ]