Rumors On The Internets: Honkers and Headlights
* If any Walnuts is gonna run for President, Arizona wants it to be Private Citizen Walnuts. [ The Real McCain ]
* Nancy Pelosi accused of copyright infringement for posting C-SPAN videos of herself talking, on her blog. Meta. [ Instapundit ]
* Terrorist Congressman calls police on fellow member trying to hot-box his office. [ Think Progress ]
* Tehran's fashionistas wouldn't be caught dead wearing a Persian or Jewish nose. [ Political Pit Bull ]
* Wall Streeters pressed into raising money for Giuliani consider a bikini car wash. [ Political Insider ]
* Air Force Officer with a porno-sounding name discharged for appearing in porno. [ Outside the Beltway ]
* Iraq veteran amputees reject déclassé prosthetics in favor of regrowing limbs with ... wait for it ... stem cells. [ Blue Marble ]