Rumors On The Internets: Just Two Good Ol' Boys, Wouldn't Change If They Could
George Allen's apology to S.R. Sidarth not actually "from his heart," instead "from his poll results." [ Hotline On Call ]
Rush Limbaugh uses very accurate stereotype based handicapping system to predict winner of the new Survivor season. [ TBogg ]
Bill O'Reilly: "at any volume, he's noise." [ Raw Story ]
Liberals to become extinct as Conservatives "outbreed" them. [ Echidne of the Snakes ]
Jeff Jarvis admits his blog doesn't get him laid. [ BuzzMachine ]
President of Kazakhstan fights "Anti-Borat hard-liners" within his administration. [ New York Magazine ]
"Presidential funny bone" tickled by watching new aides try to resist the gas face. [ Boston Herald ]