Rumors On The Internets: List of Reasons For John McCain to Just End It Now
The exact instant that all the crooked congressmen you love to hate "jumped the shark." [ The Left Coaster ]
Another "top 10" list, as long-irrelevant music magazine does cover story on soon to be irrelevant congressmen. [ Think Progress ]
Larry Craig's voting record reveals the old "it's not gay if your balls don't touch" urban legend is alive and well. [ Pandagon ]
McCain on a Democratic Senate majority: "I think I'd just commit suicide." [ Political Wire ]
Americans fire more bullets in Iraq everyday than there are people in St. Paul, MN. [ Hit & Run ]
Israel decides bullets are for suckers, is now murdering Palestinians with Klingon disruptors. [ Cryptogon ]
Kim Jong-Il has the power of the atom in his hand and the work of the Member's Only designers on his back. [ The Cool Honey ]
Here is why John McCain won't have to kill himself: the opposition party is the Democrats. [ NYO ]