Rumors on the Internets: Make Someone Your Bitch
- France: stage more riots. We like those. [Wizbang]
- Pentagon: check Osama's Away Message. After he returns from "taking a shower," crash his "party on the Afghan border (BYOB!!!)" [The Jawa Report]
- Florida public school system: choose your battles. If most of your kids can't read, will they really understand the political bravado of a Pink ballad? [TalkLeft]
- Pfizer: omniscience is unbecoming. Keep your drug reps cute, ditzy, and stocked. [HuffPo]
- America: quit PMSing. Call aforementioned drug reps and learn to [chemically] love our leader. [Daily Kos]
