Rumors on the Internets: Make Someone Your Bitch

  • France: stage more riots. We like those. [Wizbang]

  • Pentagon: check Osama's Away Message. After he returns from "taking a shower," crash his "party on the Afghan border (BYOB!!!)" [The Jawa Report]

  • Florida public school system: choose your battles. If most of your kids can't read, will they really understand the political bravado of a Pink ballad? [TalkLeft]

  • Pfizer: omniscience is unbecoming. Keep your drug reps cute, ditzy, and stocked. [HuffPo]

  • America: quit PMSing. Call aforementioned drug reps and learn to [chemically] love our leader. [Daily Kos]

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