Rumors On The Internets: Nevada To Die Under Mysterious Circumstances
* Conservatives All kinds of bloggers want you to eat it. [Eat Your History]
* Philly mayor's wacky brother to run for mayor, colonize city for his home planet. [Inky]
* Rudy hoping to be more Grover and Cal, less John V. and Al. [NYT]
* Nevada just like Anna Nicole Smith with more methadone, smaller tits. [Reno and its Discontents]
* Lieberman calls for unity, which involves you shutting the fuck up, pinko. [NRO]
