* Conservatives All kinds of bloggers want you to eat it. [Eat Your History]

* Philly mayor's wacky brother to run for mayor, colonize city for his home planet. [Inky]

* Rudy hoping to be more Grover and Cal, less John V. and Al. [NYT]

* Nevada just like Anna Nicole Smith with more methadone, smaller tits. [Reno and its Discontents]

* Lieberman calls for unity, which involves you shutting the fuck up, pinko. [NRO]