* The Wall Street Journal knows that raising the minimum wage is unnecessary as long as the great wealth producing engine that is Burger King keeps humming along. [Sadly, No!]

* Justice Department argues that children must have access to online breasts. [Slashdot]

* Barack Obama's having a hard time walking around, what with Mike Huckabee swinging from his nuts and all. [Political Insider]

* Malkin embarks on her blond admonition tour. [Michelle Malkin]

* Walnuts McCain uses Jedi mind tricks on Silvestre Reyes: "You want to increase the number of troops in Iraq, you want to tell the media John McCain is the no-nonsense maverick who gave you this idea." [Political Animal]

* Being investigated by the FBI is no bar to Congressional leadership positions, as long as you're white. [TPM Muckraker]