Rumors On The Internets: No Less Than 1,478,000 Morons In America
* Tony Snow is happy to confirm he's not lying, when he's not lying. [ 1115 ]
* Creepiest media moguls to attend conference in creepiest state for creepiest candidate. [ Hotline on Call ]
* Smarmy elites chase dandified elites from national political stage. [ Political Insider ]
* Barry Hussein wins key endorsement from leader of pro-terror voting block. [ Election Central ]
* Coalition party in Iraq must've run out of booze. [ The Gavel ]
* British troops only being withdrawn so Prince Harry doesn't have to grow any hair -- on his precious porcelain balls. [ Breitbart ]
* Fox news viewers tune into The 1/2 Hour News Hour to save time. [ Comedy Central Insider ]