* 'Armed Liberal' to Middle East: "I can tie a knot in this cherry using just my supply curve." [Winds of Change]

* John Hawkins to Reagan: "Yeah. Wow, this is embarrassing. It's -- it's trickling down." [Right Wing News]

* Adam Smith to Jane Fonda: "Shhh. Let my invisible hand do the talking." [The Jawa Report]

* Friedman to Dobbs: "And didn't Cafferty tell you protectionism is only like 97% effective?" [NAM Blog via Power Line]

* US Steel to nature: "Not gonna lie, we had some good times. But Gephardt's on board now and that guy just doesn't like it dirty." [The Huffington Post]

* Industrial Revolution to Twenty-first Century: "First came the cheap wine, then some shallow talk about a diamond-water paradox, then ... well, then we mined her. Our bad." [Free Republic]