* Naked chicks at San Francisco protest marches not in same league as Brazil, still way hotter than DC. [1115]

* Don't you just get so damn tired of Bush and the Jews milking 9/11 all the damn time? [MEMRI]

* Or maybe all a President needs is a few solid one-liners. [Think Progress]

* Joe Biden jerks off to transcripts of his own speeches. [Hill Blog]

* MySpace CEO jerks off to his own "Impact Political Channel." [Business Wire]

* Al Gore is the most famous strip-mine owner in Tennessee. [Tennessean]

* Rudy opposes gay marriage with a bullet. [Radar]

* "Hannity without Colmes, is like chocolate without calories." [Atlas Shrugs]