Rumors On The Internets: Pale In Comparison
* Naked chicks at San Francisco protest marches not in same league as Brazil, still way hotter than DC. [ 1115 ]
* Don't you just get so damn tired of Bush and the Jews milking 9/11 all the damn time? [ MEMRI ]
* Or maybe all a President needs is a few solid one-liners. [ Think Progress ]
* Joe Biden jerks off to transcripts of his own speeches. [ Hill Blog ]
* MySpace CEO jerks off to his own "Impact Political Channel." [ Business Wire ]
* Al Gore is the most famous strip-mine owner in Tennessee. [ Tennessean ]
* Rudy opposes gay marriage with a bullet. [ Radar ]
* "Hannity without Colmes, is like chocolate without calories." [ Atlas Shrugs ]