Rumors On The Internets: Push Up Those Daisies, Push 'Um Up Harder!
* Gore's gonna run, Gore's gonna run, Gore's gonna run -- psyche! [Hotline on Call]
* Christopher Shays is a gay necrophiliac. [The Swamp]
* John Edwards gets endorsed by a not-gay former governor of New Jersey. [Election Central]
* Super Tuesday is for punk bitches -- 2008's gonna have Uber-Jumbo Tuesday Exxxtreme. [Political Insider]
* Even Bill Richardson's mom doesn't think he can win. [Poltical Wire]
* Wesley Clark hates the Iran war, so does his website. [YouTube]
* USA Today is building the newspaper of the future, just in time for all their readers to keel over and die. [BuzzMachine]