Rumors On The Internets: Push Up Those Daisies, Push 'Um Up Harder!
* Gore's gonna run, Gore's gonna run, Gore's gonna run -- psyche! [ Hotline on Call ]
* Christopher Shays is a gay necrophiliac. [ The Swamp ]
* John Edwards gets endorsed by a not-gay former governor of New Jersey. [ Election Central ]
* Super Tuesday is for punk bitches -- 2008's gonna have Uber-Jumbo Tuesday Exxxtreme. [ Political Insider ]
* Even Bill Richardson's mom doesn't think he can win. [ Poltical Wire ]
* Wesley Clark hates the Iran war, so does his website. [ YouTube ]
* USA Today is building the newspaper of the future, just in time for all their readers to keel over and die. [ BuzzMachine ]