* Rudy Giuli don't give a fuck about two party ruley. [Political Wire]

* Walnuts is a maverick, Jamie McIntyre is a massive prick. [Media Matters]

* Second rate actors in town advocating for nipples everywhere. [MoJo]

* Democratic presidential campaigns resemble 7th-grade class president campaigns. [The Swamp]

* Talking politics on The View also not unlike talking politics with 7th graders. [Newsbusters]

* Minnesotans cool with cosplay, Al Franken. [Wizbang Politics]

* Robert Gates is probably a liar, definitely a pussy. [TPM Muckraker, Weekly Standard]