Rumors On The Internets: Saddam's Apple
* Fresh Saddam Hussein execution video is head and shoulders above the rest. [ The Jawa Report ]
* DEA agents watch Training Day like it was a training video. [ Talk Left ]
* The New Republic is either stealing headlines from Comedy Central or just making up shit like they do. [ Comedy Central Insider ]
* Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to be a Zenataur. [ Washington Whispers ]
* Lisa Simpson does what Al Gore never could: be concise. [ C&L ]
* Barack Obama has begun preparations for 2008's swimsuit competition. [ Hotline on Call ]
* Dick Cheney pulled his guns out of the ground, figures he can use them some more. [ AP ]