Rumors On The Internets: Sex, Drugs, and Punditry
* Chris Matthews to judge this year's Miss America pageant with AC Slater and a bunch of honky tonk b-listers. [ Broadcasting & Cable ]
* William Rehnquist spent his days in an OxyContin haze, just like you. [ Above The Law ]
* "If she goes out, she goes down" to join such classics as "if she smokes, she pokes" and "if she says 'fuck,' she fucks." [ Feministing ]
* HUD Secretary Alphonso "Double Stuff" Jackson, shows off his impressive boot-strap pulling workout regimen. [ Dean's World ]
* A portrait of Bill O'Reilly that Stephen Colbert gave Harvard found to be suspiciously sticky. [ The Crimson ]
* Nouri al-Maliki wants to take his ball and go home. [ Political Animal ]
* Curt Weldon to use ill-gotten gains to pay fine on ill-gotten golf trip. [ Roll Call ]