Rumors On The Internets: Tenacious AG, The Dick of Destiny
* The sooner old Al gets the boot the sooner we get Attorney General Patrick Fitzgerald. [ Above the Law ]
* Fox News reporters in Afghanistan think American soldiers there are "motherfuckers." [ Nitpicker ]
* Tomorrow's concertless anti-war protest will be opposed by similarly music-free pro-war rally, neither of which anyone gives a shit about. [ Jawa Report ]
* The rambling political thoughts of Donald J. Trump. [ The Swamp ]
* Bill Clinton bashes the New York Times for using the kid gloves on Obama and the lead-weighted ones on Hillary. [ Horse's Mouth ]
* But he's not talking about his brackets. [ Freep (2nd Item) ]
* Tune into 20/20 tonight for a lispy tribute to Hugo Chavez. [ Business & Media ]