Rumors on the Internets: That's Because Crabs Come From Maryland, Duh
More people seem to think Nancy Pelosi is a fighter than a lover, even fewer think she is a "Cute Little California Crabcake." [ The New Editor ]
In the various social circles of drug-addled former pop-stars turned international terrorists, Bobby Brown is normal. [ The Corsair ]
Horny Muslim dudes think up ingenious way to score steady pussy, NSA obv. [ Hit & Run ]
Washington Post spreading rumors about stupidity of American teenagers to help their own bottom line. [ TPM ]
Massively boring IAEA report released, bottom line is, "Iran has not suspended its enrichment related activities." Just look for the bolded bits. [ Power Line Blog ]
In wikiality, Bush family patriarchs were Nazi money men -- maybe also in reality. [ HuffPo ]
Ann Coulter wants to kill Senator Sen. Lincoln Chafee, among others. [ Media Matters ]
Michelle Malkin thinks she needs "serious help." [ Michelle Malkin ]
The Man Who Won't Be President would rather be wrong than President. [ Re-Elect George Allen! ]