Rumors On The Internets: The Fairy Fucking Godmother Said It

  • John Boehner is going to gouge out John Kerry's eyes and skullfuck him. [Think Progress]

  • Just as soon as he catches up to that rocket car of his. [Zulkey]

  • When voters in Florida's 16th district pull the curtain behind them, the only thing they need to remember is: [Punch Foley for Negron]

  • Misses Michelle Malkin's gone wrestling. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [Mekong Network]

  • Leaked copy of the long rumored homosexual agenda includes, "assume complete control governments" and "be utterly fabulous." [Stop the ACLU]

  • Among soldier patronizing government officials, John Kerry's killed less babies. [Rising Hegemon]

  • Eazy-E dined at the White House with George H. W. Bush and had "a pretty okay time." [The Corsair]

  • Gawker wrote the Julia "I Dated Harold Ford" Allison post so we don't have to. [Gawker]
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