Rumors On The Internets: Welcome to Islamabad, Yakoo
- Pakistani newspaper reports, "Macaca communities in Virginia have taken their sweet revenge." [Comedy Central Insider]
- It was Robert Gates' experience exaggerating enemy military strength that landed him the job. [Rising Hegemon]
- Nancy Pelosi really is planning to impeach Bush -- and only Malkin knows the truth. [Michelle Malkin]
- Allen tells Webb, "Don't rearrange the furniture, I'll be back in 2012." [MoJo Blog]
- Jon Tester: "I too have dabbled in pacifism." [Tbogg]
- Republican losses cause Rush Limbaugh to feel "liberated," meaning he is now free to recycle Clinton era talking points about the evil Democratic establishment. [Media Matters]
- Howard Dean will not rest until he has counted every last Republican vote. [Scrappleface]
- Jesse Jackson Jr. can't stop eating perogies and dancing polka; excitement about the new congressional majority has turned him white. [The Swamp]