Rumors On The Internets: What Lookin' For Some Lovin' Can Get You
House GOP leadership must admit to A. possible criminal conspiracy, B. complete incompetence, or C. a lingering hope that one day Mark Foley would start liking cocks with a little hair on them. [ The Left Coaster ]
Brian Ross: a careerist Democratic mastermind who lied to influence the elections, and who even now sits at home rapping his fingers on a desk made from the bones of his crushed enemies. [ The Jawa Report ]
Iranian uranium tourism to start soon, ribbon cutting by Johnny Knoxville. [ Al Jazeera ]
There's no fooling Justice Scalia, he knows no Mexican can resist the primordial call of the Cuervo. Further Scalia questioning concerned funny hats and laziness. [ Above The Law ]
Don Sherwood wants you to know his drunken whoring never interfered with his tax cutting. [ Hotline On Call ]
New Google "Truth Predictor" to instantly analyze bullshit from politicians, tell you if its brown and solid or green and runny. [ Captains Quarters ]
Old Bush rips into young Bush's Presidential style, or just forgets to mention his name -- old people, can't trust 'em. [ HuffPo ]
But you can count on them to keep a pulse going in the dead-tree news business, just ask Howard Dean's mom. [ Gawker ]