Rumors on the Internets: Where We're Going We Don't Need Roads
* Bill Press envisions an America having safe -- eh, maybe even good -- sex. [ HuffPo ]
* Osama eliminated. Bush impeached. Nunchucks for all. November is going to rock. [ Right Wing News ]
* Can't get behind our foreign policy? Give it seventy-five years; you'll come around. [ JABBS ]
* Public urination: now more aerodynamic. What happened to a good down-home "whiz" that could wear the bark off a Hickory? [ Jack Lewis ] via [ The Jawa Report ]
* Let's take one last good look at the past -- to find people to blame, of course. [ unbossed ]