Rumors on the Internets: You Say Stomache Ache, I Say Gut-Wrenching Hiatal Hernia
The LA Times cites a drop in ratings. O'Reilly responds, "Eh, not so much." And that's the denial-laden memo. [ TVNewser ]
"Bitches ain't shit," Rove replies to GOP denouncers of General Hayden. [ Whiskey Bar ]
Once you sleep with a Nutella-crusted European, you'll understand the Democrats' pain. [ The Rude Pundit ]
"Well, one day Mommy decided to play with the vibrator Daddy bought her when he thought he still had a shot at a three-some, and -- our little bundle of joy arrived!" The New Yorker still has an eye for great fiction writers. [ Unfogged ]
Colonialism re-defined: make us stuff, give us stuff, but let's pretend you're doing neither. [ The Fly Trap ]