Rumors On The Internets: You're An Old Slut On Junk
* Walnuts McCain promised to kill himself if the GOP lost in November; he's sadly still alive [ The Right's Field ]
* Just kidding about the Draft! But even though we'll never have a Draft, we're just going to make sure everything's in place for the Draft. [ Prison Planet , Cryptogon ]
* Fuck you and your cause, hippie -- I'm trying to enjoy the War On Christmas! [ The Divine Invasion ]
* White Christmas expected in Australia ... where's it's summer. Suck it, Gore! [ Tim Blair ]
* The Daily Show hates on Republicans 98% of the time & Democrats 96% of the time. Suck it, Bush! [ Reason Hit & Run ]
* Japan captures, kills Giant Squid. [ Reuters Video ]
* Christian church holds Winter Solstice ceremony, Jesus weeps. [ Witch Vox ]