Rush Limbaugh Doesn't Think You Are A Human Come Sock; That Guy Over There Thinks You Are
Daily Kos is doing what Daily Kos does best, and that is getting all worked up about somelittle thing that hardly shouldn't matter at all, and we for one cannot see why anyone would get their maxi pad in a twist about it: single mothers are looking for help from big daddies like Terry McAuliffe because we are "owed something," and what did Terry McAuliffe say? Rush Limbaugh thinks Terry McAuliffe said "If you want to be a receptacle for male semen and not pay a price, I'm your guy." But what if we want to be a receptacle for FEMALE semen, Terry McAuliffe? HMMMM? WHAT THEN?
In fact, we are pretty sure Terry McAuliffe said EXACTLY that, because why would Rush Limbaugh says Terry McAuliffe is going around calling ladies human-shaped jizz catchers, if Terry McAuliffe did not say that, HMMMMMM? Would Rush Limbaugh put his own words in someone else's mouth? SHUT YOUR FOOL MOUTH NO HE WOULD NOT.
So everybody please go fling some biohazardous waste at Terry McAuliffe for being so sexist against women that he thinks single mothers need some sort of patriarchal "help" (we guess; we're not actually going to go into his stances on the issues or anything), which is the real sexism, obviously, and also how he is always telling women to shut and swallow his load. That's just rude.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.