Rush Limbaugh Not Allowed To Buy That Football Team

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Thegreatest news for America last week was that unstable, obese radio junkie Rush Limbaugh had snuck his way into a group of investors fixing to purchase St. Louis' NFL team, the Rams. What a straightforward way to piss off an entire major city! Upon hearing the news, black players in the league were like, "Ah, well, we look forward to never playing for that team or even visiting that city again in our lives." The problem there is that black players tend to be the ones who are good at football. And so Rush's investor "friends," backed by a nervous NFL leadership, have dropped him from the bid. He is not expected to say gracious things about the NFL on his radio show, after this. [ESPN/AP]

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