Rush Limbaugh Saving World Today
No, he actually is! He's dedicating his entire show today towards John McCain being a gay liberal, who's only good for the gay nomination in the Gay Party, because he votes for gay... spending... reform... things of that nature. Hey, he'd be a perfect fit for the Republican nomination!
Either way, we must praise Rush Limbaugh today, and only today: VOTE FOR MITTENS. TOMORROW. FOR THE THING. Please? [The Page]