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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Cider Brandy Fix!

Got a hankering for fresh fall apples? This cocktail will fix ya.

Sep 22 •

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, BEER!

Also, InBev sucks. Permit an old punk bartender to explain why.

Sep 15 •

Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Professor Elemental!

A deeply British cocktail for the master of chap-hop.

Sep 8 •

Those Cakes We Like … Are Having a Celebratory Afternoon Tea

It's a very British tradition.

Sep 3 •

Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Watermelon Margaritas!

Something cool for a hot Labor Day weekend.

Sep 1 •

Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Pimm's Cup!

Something highbrow, to celebrate the arrest of the lowest brow ever.

Aug 25 •

Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Maple Rye Old Fashioned!

Sometimes, you need to keep it simple.

Aug 18 •

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