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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Thanksgiving Cocktail, The Flying Turkey!

As God is my witness...

Nov 24 •

It's Wonkette Happy Hour (Again), With This Morning's Cocktail, Irish Coffee!

Oh dear lord this is so tasty.

Nov 24 •

Eat This Leftover Stuffing Strata For Every Meal For The Rest Of Your Life Or Until It Is Gone

The most delicious way to eat every scrap of those leftovers. Thank us later!

Nov 24 •

Fitzgerald Chesterfield

It's A Bonus Wonkette Happy Hour, With A Thanksgiving Chocolate Martini!

Nov 22 •

This Real Recipe From Rush Limbaugh Has Jello, Stuffed Olives, And Miracle Whip In It

And that's what happened to Rush Limbaugh.

Nov 22 •

Rebecca Schoenkopf

The Jell-O Recipe That Mamie Eisenhower Used To Win The Cold War

Thank you Mamie we guess!

Nov 22 •

Betty Ford's Chocolate Cake Thing Involves A Lot Of Sleeping And Hanging Out In The Freezer

Sure, 'make it,' why not!

Nov 22 •

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