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Farewell, George Santos, Inventor Of The Post-It Note

It’s your end of week news roundup!

Dec 1 •

Stephen Robinson

Wonkette Speaks Ill Of Recently Dead Henry Kissinger

Nov 30 •

How Kevin McCarthy Consoled Mopey Traitor Trump

It’s your Wednesday news roundup!

Nov 29 •

Stephen Robinson

No Satanic Trees Were Harmed In This Newsletter

It’s your Tuesday news roundup!

Nov 28 •

Stephen Robinson

Yes, We’re Coming For Your Gas Stoves And Pie!

It’s your Monday news roundup!

Nov 27 •

Stephen Robinson

Now He's Singing About The Continental Breakfast!

Turkey Day is almost here!

Nov 22 •

Stephen Robinson

Joe Biden Did Not Make Your Turkey $90. Don't Listen To Stupid People.

Wonkette's got all your Tuesday news you need to know!

Nov 21 •

Stephen Robinson

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