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Mike Pence Testimony To Jack Smith Is The Stupidest Damned Hallmark Christmas Movie Ever
He needs you to know he was a very good boy.
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Evan Hurst
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Your Artisanal Small Batch Hand-Crafted Wonker-Made Or Sold Etsy Stores!
Nobody said nothing about buying nothing *tomorrow*!
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Rebecca Schoenkopf
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Who Are You Thankful For? ME!
Oh baby don't I know it!
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Rebecca Schoenkopf
844
Hate The $90 Turkeys At The Joe Biden $90 Turkey Store
He sets the prices, we're just his victims.
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Evan Hurst
620
National Climate Study: We're Up Shit Creek, But We Have A Paddle. So Paddle, Damn It! PADDLE!
Sorry, Wonkette readers: Not that kind of paddling.
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Doktor Zoom
160
The Split: Chapter Two
In which Lorinda demonstrates her bartending virtuosity.
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Ellis Weiner
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Steve Radlauer
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Nikki Haley's 'Honest' Abortion Answer Is A Full-On Monet
From far away it's okay, but once you get close it's a big ol' mess.
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Robyn Pennacchia
307
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