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A Snake Walks Into A Bar And The Bartender Says, 'How Did You Do That?' Tabs, Wed., Nov. 29, 2023
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Doktor Zoom
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Stop Resisting These Five Inevitable Christmas Songs. Tabs, Tues., Nov. 28, 2023
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Stephen Robinson
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Doctors Warn Against Eating Your Christmas Tree. Tabs, Mon., Nov. 27, 2023
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Stephen Robinson
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There's A Girl On The Roof And She Thinks She's A Cat! (But She's Not.) Tabs, Wed., Nov. 22, 2023
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Stephen Robinson
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Oh No, We Forgot A Salad! Tabs, Tues., Nov. 21, 2023
DID WE THOUGH? Morning news roundup!
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Rebecca Schoenkopf
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How To Save Money On Groceries. Tabs, Mon., Nov. 20, 2023
Not this week, Satan! Morning news roundup!
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Rebecca Schoenkopf
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Is Your Neck Making You Look Old? Tabs, Fri., Nov. 17, 2023
Oh, that's not my neck. Morning news roundup!
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Rebecca Schoenkopf
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