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Sabrina Harman Makes Her Case

sabrina.jpgLeash-girl Lynndie England got most of the attention, but Sabrina Harman, the latest U.S. solier to go on trial for what happened at Abu Ghraib, was always our favorite. That radiant smile. The coquettish curl of her hair. In her hands, corpse-fondling seemed fresh and wholesome and a little daffy, great fodder for a Drew Barrymore Abu Ghraib rom-com, Never Been Sodomized with a Chemical Light Stick. But Harman, who popped up in the man-pile photo, allegedly wrote "rapeist" on one prisoner's leg, and is charged with five counts of maltreatment for threatening a prisoner with electrocution, wasn't actually having much fun at the Iraqi prison. Instead, she took snapshots to document the abuses that were transpiring there. "It bothered her and she started taking pictures to document what was going on," her attorney explained in a courtroom yesterday. And then, as if to underscore her shock over the terrible things she witnessed, Harman hopped up from behind the defense's table, smacked the prosecutor with a wet towel, stripped him, wrote "stupid loyer" on his naked torso, and started sobbing with laughter.


Second Trial in Abu Ghraib Abuse Opens [AP]

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We know, the thing we said in our headline is a thing you can say every day, but it's really intense today, maybe because Donald Trump is now filled with fear of the inescapable reality that millions of Americans who have not read the Mueller Report are going to see Robert Mueller testify on live TV on July 17, and Donald Trump will be exposed. Maybe the Big Mac vending machine next to his golden toilet is on the fritz and he hasn't had gotten to eat a Big Mac on the poop chair since last night. Maybe he's just a weak and sad person, a collection of shithole cells God meant to throw in the garbage, but accidentally implanted in Mary Trump's turkey incubator. We imagine that'd lead to a pretty constant state of anxiety and ennui.

Whatever it is, he's totally fucked right now. We were going to write a nice post about Trump's batshit interview on Fox Business with Maria Bartiromo, but we were busy, and by the time we got to it, he had performed so many batshit feats that we're just going to stick them all in this one post.

Let's start with the fight he's trying to wage with US soccer star Megan Rapinoe, who in a now-viral video stated that she has no fuckin' interest in going to the White House to meet that idiot. He got into a quarrel with her on Twitter ... or at least with a Twitter account that didn't belong to her. It's now been replaced, in order that the adult president may shit-tweet at the soccer superstar who hurt his feelings, but Splinter grabbed the original:

The rant continued:

Right. And Megan Rapinoe just said win or lose, she has no interest in meeting your crusty ass, because no decent American would consider that an honor.

Besides, she has already been to the White House to meet a legitimately elected president:

By the by, the owner of the incorrect Megan Rapinoe account saw Trump's whining and told him to grow a dick and set it on fire:

Ya burnt!

But as we said, it was a whole day of batshit from Trump, so let's continue.

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DING DONG THE WITCH IS ... quite likely to land on her feet. But for today, the New York Times reports Dana Loesch is out of a job, the latest casualty in the war between the NRA and its longtime advertising company Ackerman McQueen. But every cloud has a silver bullet lining, since Dana will have more free time now to spend on her favorite hobby. We can't wait to see which cartoon character she photoshops Klan hoods onto next. Maybe she'll branch out and start putting Nazi armbands onto Buzz Lightyear. Oh, we would be so triggered!

As one of the most visible characters on NRATV with literal hundreds of viewers for each of her fascist rants, Dana Loesch was a tireless advocate for the gunhumpers lobby, always ready to call out "tragedy dry-humping whores," threatening to "fist" or perhaps "fisk" the New York Times, and expressing her hope that the Mueller Report would die in an "AIDS fire."

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