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Squirmish-y grifter Sarah Palin isn't getting noticed enough by the media she pretends to hate! This is why the multi-millionaire human fraud and political quitter is begging the Huffington Post to please, please, please keep her in the blog-news cycle. It's one thing to be a gleefully ignorant demagogue to a bunch of unemployed housebound white people on Twitter clicking the 'puter until their electricity is shut off again, but how does Sarah get money from that? She needs those $100,000 checks for squeaking out some half-baked bigotry, and in order to be "worth the money" (to billionaires), she's got her press aide sending these desperate tweets begging the blogs and television networks to cover Sarah's latest spill of word salad. Because when the media coverage of vapid human oddity Sarah Palin stops, the $100,000 appearances stop. There's just one problem: Even the media is tired of Sarah Palin, the most reliable clown of the past three years. What's Grandma Palin gonna do now?


Here, courtesy of Dave "I'm just an objective person in the middle of this but I keep using words that show I'm actually laughing at the teabaggers" Weigel, is a series of pathetically needy tweets from the Wasilla Grifter's latest PR person. Hint for Rebecca: When you insult the Lamestream Media in the same tweet that includes the begging for Lamestream media coverage, you actually do the near impossible and look even stupider than Palin herself:

[Dave Weigel/Slate]

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Cripes the News has been awful lately! And so Yr Editrix suggested we find some good, positive news. Especially after we pitched writing a Wonket about this Mother Jones story on how global warming may be killing the whales, even though Donald Trump knows their prince. (Reply: "Nope. FOR SURE NOT THAT.") And so, as a reminder that a gooder world is possible and apropos of nothing at all that definitely didn't set your Editrix off on Twitter, where she has been stewing and bitching most shrillfully about the 2016 election and the 2020 election and any terrible similarities thereof and thereupon and therefore and thereto, we present a collection of videos of Elizabeth Warren yelling at big banks and calling for them to be broken up and their criminal operators to go to jail. Puppies and kittens will only get you so far, after all.

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