Saddam's Execution: The Ultimate Friday Night Newsdump?
At 10 p.m. EST, we will finally win the Iraq War. Expect the troops home in time to enjoy one last cigarette in the Black Cat's Red Room. Saddam Hussein will be executed no later than 10, unless he isn't.
Unless the United States doesn't hand him over, though we maybe already did, who the hell knows.
James Brown, Jerry Ford and now Saddam - why do the great entertainers always dies in 3's?
Stay tuned to al-Jazeera for late-breaking updates! Someone better have put it up on YouTube by Tuesday, 'cause we're working on that particular Day of Mourning.