Salon Sticks It to Bush

You have no idea how hard we try to stay away from the dick jokes. But they're like crack to us: Cheap, effective, and we hear that it makes you look like a model. Wait, that's heroin. We'll try that, too. What was I saying? Oh, yes, our supplier over at Salon.com just dropped this tasty rock into our lap:


"It's time for the Washington press corps to probe candidate Bush just as enthusiastically as they have John Kerry."

But, really, we understand that it's usually the press on the receiving end and Kerry and Bush doing the probing. . . As they learned in Skull and Bones, that way doesn't count as "gay."

Bush's press slaves [Salon]

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