It's going to be OK, Sam.


WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DID WE WITNESS ON MONDAY? When we last left you, former Trump aide/current actual crazy person Sam Nunberg had lost his ever-loving nutsack over a subpoena from special counsel Robert Mueller, because it was TOO MANY EMAILS to share, and COME ON THIS IS RIDICULOUS and also, he wasn't willing to participate in any investigation where frequent Deep State assassination victim Roger Stone, whom he loves, could be implicated in committing a crime. Which ... that's not how these things work, but WHATEVER!

He called MSNBC's Katy Tur to lose his shit.

He called CNN's Jake Tapper to lose his shit.

THEN he called a local news station in New York to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders a "fat slob." For real:

Evan Hurst

Evan Hurst is the senior editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now.

Follow him on Twitter RIGHT HERE.

Donate

How often would you like to donate?

Select an amount (USD)

Newsletter

©2018 by Commie Girl Industries, Inc