Sandy Berger's Sock-Stuffing: Not What You Think
First, we heard that Sandy Berger put classified documents in his pants. (Insert "Is that a terrorist threat warning in your pocket or are you just happy to me?" joke here.) Then he was all like, No, I meant I put them in my briefcase -- which sounds like an unlikely mix-up, but we get those confused all the time . So when word came that he snuck out the secrets in his socks, well, why the fuck not? Usually it's the stuffing of the socks into the pants that causes a problem but, hey, points for creativity! Now it turns out that the socks thing is probably not true, but we don't care. It's the best made-up political news since Kerry didn't sleep with his intern ! We love you sock-rumor guy, whoever you are!