Santorum At Penn State: 'You Just Open Your Throat'
Statesmen for our times:
Everybody called him "Rooster." And Rooster liked to chug.
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Rooster could beat everyone at beer-chugging, [Christine] Grasso said. She explained the Rooster technique: "You just open your throat."
This has been Your Daily Emetic. [ HuffPo via commenter "DaRooster"]