Santorum Wins!!!

You guys called it. In our poll, Rick Santorum was the winner by a nose for most satisfying political exit -- and not only did we get this instant classic photo, but his concession speech was also the scene of our official midterms screenshot. Well played, Rick.

Though we voted for Conrad Burns -- words we never, ever suspected we'd write.

Earlier: Who Won't We Have to Kick Around Anymore?

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