'Sarah Palin Convocation' Tickets At Random College Sell Out

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It was announced just this morning that known tumor Sarah Palin would be delivering a "convocation" on December 2 "about patriotism, citizenship and civic engagement," at this college, the College of the Ozarks, in Missouri. It is perhaps the only (presumably?) accredited college in America that fancies going by a comically trademarked focus group slogan, "Hard Work U.," instead of its much more lamentable real name. Anyway, it's alreadysold out. Moles: remember to send the goods to tips@wonkette.com, even though we just made fun of your trashy school. [College of the Ozarks]

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