Sarah Palin Giving Extremely Secretive Speech Tonight
If you live in Wisconsin, then... sorry? What were we going to write about here... ah, yes: if you live in Wisconsin, then you should go see Sarah Palin speak tonight! She will be making an appearance in Milwaukee on behalf of Wisconsin Right to Life, presumably the anti-capital punishment outfit up there. Only caveat: you cannot bring anything to this event. Anything at all. After tonight, Sarah Palin would like there to be no proof that she was everinMilwaukee. (And maybe she isn't!)
From the event website:
NOTICE - YOU MUST HAVE A TICKET TO ENTER
No tickets will be sold at the door
- All bags will be searched
- No exit and re-entry allowed
- No cell phones
- No recording devices
- No video or still cameras
- No laptops
- No photos or recording allowed
- No literature distribution
- No posters or banners
- No strollers or car seats
- No carry-in food or beverages
The Milwaukee Mob won't be happy about Palin putting the kibosh on its profitableGreat Gatsbybootlegging enterprise for the evening.