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Sarah Palin Has 'Unimpeachable' Logic (GET IT?) About Why We Should Impeach The President

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Sarah Palin has been having a very good week! First, she got to star in the "gamechanging" rally of 200 lunatics#occupying the WWII Memorial and throwing their Barrycades everywhere. Sharing a speaker's slot with Larry Klayman, noted opponent of Obama's White Slavery, means she is still completely relevant!


Now, an even better thing has happened than getting to stand in front of simple nimrods who are paying attention to her; she has made a thought in her brain, and it actually makes sense. We defy you to find a hole in Sarah Palin's logic about why the prezzy will be impeached. (Spoiler alert: You can't! It is that airtight!)

“Defaulting on our national debt is an impeachable offense, and any attempt by President Obama to unilaterally raise the debt limit without Congress is also an impeachable offense,” Palin said. “A default would also be a shameful lack of leadership, just as mindlessly increasing our debt without trying to rein in spending is a betrayal of our children and grandchildren who will be stuck with the bill.”

That is a Chinese fingertrap of logic right there, Pailz. You impeach the president for defaulting on the debt if John Boehner cannot get his herd of rabid lemurs into a line, and you impeach the president for not defaulting on the debt if John Boehner cannot get his herd of rabid lemurs into a line. Madam, you have won our undying respect. For today.

We will of course ignore the lies at the end of her little speech about "mindlessly increasing our debt without trying to rein in spending," as the reality-based community is entirely too aware of Nobummer's centrist Republican No Labels search for an entitlements "Grand Bargain" and sequester-level funding of the government if we ever get a government again. (If you want to feel better about those, just remember it's basically what Jerry Brown's been doing in California, and that is Jerry Motherfuckin' Brown, and everybody in the whole world right now is all OOOOOH LOOK AT CALIFORNIA, DOIN' AWESOME, BEIN' CALIFORNIA-LIKE, like, basically we are the "Massachusetts Miracle" under Dukakis if it were 1988, and we are pretty sure it is. Individual communities of say, disabled people and folks on Medi-Cal might be hit hard, but your precious middle class is getting some breathing room and maybe some day in the future we will have nice government-funded day centers for the elderly and the developmentally disabled again. MAYBE. Oh wait, that did not make us feel better at all!)

Where were we? Oh! Three cheers for Sarah Palin everybody. She got us! She got us good.

Hahahahahaha, sorry Bamz, now John Boehner is your only hope, before you go to PRESIDENT JAIL.

[CBS]

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