Sarah Palin Is So Mad At Dick Cheney, You Guys
It is fair to say that Sarah Palin got her feewees just the littlest bit hurted by Dick Cheney's declaration that, let's see, what did he say ... oh yes, she was a stupid moron who should have never been born, let alone attempted to fill his shoes in the highest and most powerful office in the land, the vice presidency. Or something close to that anyway. Anyway, the only person who could disagree with Cheney's statement is Palin herself, considering it is a Science Fact.
But do watch and listen (yes, you have to take it off "mute") to how actually upset Palin is here, her words coming in even sharper staccato machine gun bursts than usual as it seems like she is trying not to cry. And that first sentence, about Cheney never misfiring ... first we had John McCain reminding the country that Dick Cheney loves to torture people. Is Sarah Palin reminding the country that Dick Cheney once shot an old man in the face? We are going to go with "fuck yeah!"
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