Sarah Palin Kept Trying To Steal Levi & Bristol's Baby
Who doesn't love Levi Johnston! Every magazine editor in fancy New York City has, at some point in the last few months, approached Levi and asked, "Hey, Levi, would you be willing to tell us some new hilarious embarrassing shit about Sarah Palin?", and he's always like, "Sure, whatever, when's the photo shoot?" In today's revelations, Levi appears to have givenVanity Fair the mother lode for a feature in its upcoming issue, several excerpts of which are now available. They are hilarious.
Levi notes that Sarah was so worried about her stupid political career when Bristol got pregnant that... oh, well, just read:
Sarah told me she had a great idea: we would keep it a secret—nobody would know that Bristol was pregnant. She told me that once Bristol had the baby she and Todd would adopt him. That way, she said, Bristol and I didn’t have to worry about anything. Sarah kept mentioning this plan. She was nagging—she wouldn’t give up. She would say, “So, are you gonna let me adopt him?” We both kept telling her we were definitely not going to let her adopt the baby. I think Sarah wanted to make Bristol look good, and she didn’t want people to know that her 17-year-old daughter was going to have a kid.
"We both kept telling her we were definitely not going to let her adopt the baby."
Never change, Levi.
Me and Mrs. Palin [Vanity Fair]