Sarah Palin Makes A Dick Joke

Sarah Palinchanneled Shakespeare again and won herself another entry in Great Wits of the GOP Monday night. In an interview with Sean Hannity, she explained that the government shutdown is no big deal, really, that "this is not Armageddon. This is a pinprick. It's not the end of the world if there's a partial government shutdown."

And then she delivered the line that she had clearly been waiting to use for two whole weeks:

“Now President Obama, a couple of weeks ago when he was hell-bent on dropping bombs on Syria, he said America doesn’t do pinpricks. Well, we don’t do pinpricks, but sometimes we elect them.”

That's our Sarah, classin' it up like nobody's bidness! The former half-term Alaska governor should really leave the dick jokes to her friendly Dick Joke Professionals, right here at your Wonket.


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