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What is the most important thing Sarah Palin is doing today? Surprisingly, the answer is not "beating Bristol with a two-by-four as punishment for finishing behind Rick Fox onDancing With The Stars." No, the elder Palin's most vital pursuit of the day is once again selfishly usurping Michele Bachmann's weekly Wonkette vlog. But fret not, Bachmanniacs! The greatest feminist Minnesota has ever produced appears at the beginning of this video of shame. Prepare your guilt-boners and enter the very special world of these Republican pretty hate machines.


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I was in D.C. last week for the first time since Donald Trump proved that our electoral process is silly. It feels like Vegas now with all the images of Trump around. Then I remembered he has the same job as the guy in the Jefferson Memorial. I tried to rationalize it in my head: Jefferson had unprotected sex with enslaved women. Trump reportedly has unprotected sex with adult film stars who can more or less come and go as they please. I suppose that's an improvement.

But how did we get here? How did our institutions fail us? It's not so much that Trump is an unqualified, racist radish head. He's also ridiculously corrupt.

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How can people be THIS BAD at their jobs?!?!? Did the State Department's social media team really schedule a live discussion of "traveling with kids" while the media is showing babies snatched at the border and imprisoned in cages?

OH. MY. GOD.

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