Sarah Palin Refudiates The Situation
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Bachmannia to bring you an important bulletin from the High Priestess of Christ's Kingdom (Wasilla), Sarah Palin. Your favorite snowbilly grifter took the liberty of kicking Michele Bachmann out of her Patriot Bunker to send a special message to her base, the Wonkette commentariat. What will she say to you, the filthiest jerks to ever own computing devices? No one can predict, since like all maverick North Stars, she zigs when you think she's gonna zag! SPOILER ALERT: She goes medieval on her fellow reality teevee star Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino, he of the acclaimed PBSNova documentary film The Jersey Seacoast. What will Snooki say?!